I’ve lost my kitchen sanctity to a tweenager. Don’t bother sending help – it’s too late for me. Instead, save yourselves. Don’t teach your children to talk. Life was so much more peaceful before children spoke…

I’ve lost my kitchen sanctity to a tweenager. Don’t bother sending help – it’s too late for me. Instead, save yourselves. Don’t teach your children to talk. Life was so much more peaceful before children spoke…
